Thinkin’ 9 to 5: A Security Awareness Parody of 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton

January 6, 2020 posted by


Tumble outta bed
Don’t want an infection Boot my machine so full of detection
Scan and search For malware come to life Jump on the keyboard
Keys start pumpin’
Inbox fills Traffic starts jumping
Folks like me thinkin’ from 9 to 5. Thinkin’ 9 to 5,
Every second’s ticking The bad guys spam me
It’s a given I’m not clicking They want to phish your mind
Using prizes, gifts and credit It’s enough to steal your ID
If you let it 9 – 5 I’m watching my behavior
at home, at work and on the road
it’s second nature Every second of
Each day I stay protected ’cause I know that scammers are out to get
me! I know how to post
From home and the office Don’t share much,
I’m not a novice, And common sense
They can never take away. I ain’t gonna tweet all my details ever
What I’m doing, when and wherever Privacy counts. And that’s how I’m safe all day. Thinkin’ 9 – 5
No matter the location Use a VPN for travel and vacation Use Free Wifi only with protection
If you don’t, your secrets will be intercepted 9 -5
They think that you are careless There’s a better way
Called security awareness Make your passwords hard
But easy to remember And you will stay secure From New Years to December 9 to 5 And every second after Stopping the bad guys
It’s a given I’m not clicking They want to phish your mind
Using prizes, gifts and credit It’s enough to steal your ID if you let it

7 Comments

7 Replies to “Thinkin’ 9 to 5: A Security Awareness Parody of 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton”

  1. Sarah Wiemken says:

    Great job on the captioning!!!

  2. Hellzy says:

    Lol, I like it. Hahahhahaa. Great work indeed.

  3. Hellzy says:

    I want to know how to make a video like that lol

  4. wazza3153 says:

    What video are the two dodgy dancing dudes taken from? They crack me up.

  5. Gian Mercado says:

    Safeway pantry brought me here

  6. Aidan Thompson says:

    This smells

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